Welcome to Kitchen Dropouts — where the apron is optional and sarcasm is served hot.

Let’s be real: not all of us were born to be chefs. Some of us were born to burn toast, door-dash dinner, and make a mess out of cereal — and that’s okay.

Kitchen Dropouts is a lifestyle apparel brand for the bold, the snack-obsessed, and anyone who's ever used the oven for storage.

We’re here for the food lovers who can’t cook, the sarcastic souls who roll their eyes at perfection, and the humans who believe a hoodie and a burrito are all you need to survive.

What We’re Serving:

that say what you're thinking (but spicier).

with a side of carbs.

for the overworked, undercaffeinated, and forever hungry.

Whether you're a microwave master, a grill dropout, or just here for the vibes and fries, you've got a seat at our table.

This Isn't Just a Brand — It’s a Mood 🍕

We don’t sell clothes.

We serve personality.

Our mission is simple: make the world a little comfier, a little funnier, and way less bland — one shirt at a time.